Finally someone's talking a little sense....

Jesus H. Christ, God almighty, Gabriel- the high commander,

what in the world has this world come to? In all this madness, i bring thee salvation in the form of one sound cat, Sir David Attenborough. Now the point of this piece is to demostrate just how wrong Darwin was about his natural selection.

What would drive me to write about such things?

A) the media
and
B) my line of work

Now our old friend Mr. Darwin proposed that "Natural selection is the process by which individual organisms with favorable traits are more likely to survive and reproduce."(Thankyou wikipedia)

However, Sir Atti (as i know him) provides me with a quote that i believe counters one Charles Darwin and his theory that 'favourable traits will continue through' while at the same time, turning a few religious noses...

"My response is that when Creationists talk about God creating every individual species as a separate act, they always instance hummingbirds, or orchids, sunflowers and beautiful things. But I tend to think instead of a parasitic worm that is boring through the eye of a boy sitting on the bank of a river in West Africa, [a worm] that's going to make him blind. And [I ask them], 'Are you telling me that the God you believe in, who you also say is an all-merciful God, who cares for each one of us individually, are you saying that God created this worm that can live in no other way than in an innocent child's eyeball? Because that doesn't seem to me to coincide with a God who's full of mercy."(cheers wikipedia)

If ever we needed proof that there is no god(or that he is taking a weed nap) and that Charles Darwin was wrong, then i offer exhibit B and C ....

(Ben Lee and a "fan")

My argument is that if natural selection was correct, then how in the hell did Ben Lee slip through the netting and secondly, who the hell let him produce MULTIPLE albums..

"My head is a box full of nothing and that's the way I like it" Good lord- please people, please don't catch his disease and if its too late for you.. maybe its not such a bad thing that you have the disease, i hope its a painful event...

But what worries me even more, and proves my theory right even more is the guy on the right. I looked for signs of a struggle, a hostage like situation, maybe the taliban hiding behind the scenes, but it actually appears that he is touching Ben Lee in an affectionate way and what's more, it appears to be voluntarily.

If god really was all merciful, and Charles Darwin was right, then surely today we would live in a world void of parasitic worms, Ben Lee and "fans" of Ben lee...

Until that day comes, im keeping my distance from the church and SAFM, who despite Ben Lee's profound declaration of "they don't play me on the radio, and that's the way i like it", actually do play him on the radio...