Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Is Sniffy really consuming himself? (take a bow)

In a thousand years there won't be any men or women, just wankers........

Friday, August 25, 2006

Is Freedom really consuming itself?

You tell me, huh? The number one democratic nation in the world, the poster child for freedom, the one place in the world we can all trust to be free, in fact they have several different constitutional admendments guaranteeing freedom, is turning into a police state.

I know its old news, but seriously how the hell did a country like this, one we all look up to, one that supposedly protects the rest of the world against people looking to stop freedom in its tracks, how in gods sweet name did they let a bill like the Patriot's act become law?

This bill is nothing else other than a law that allows the police, who whoever happens to be in charge, to lock people up without reason, to search their house's without them knowing, and to generally fuck them up for no reason that ever needs to be told to anyone. How is that freedom? How is that democracy?

Terrorism in todays society is achieving its goals. The whole plan of a terrorist has to be to terroise, to change the way we live our lives because of what they do. They don't have the fire power to change our lives by force so they do it by occasional big events, hoping our politicians fall for it, and change our society into one of fear, fear of reprisal's, fear of the police, fear of the government, fear of terrorists, fear of our neighbours. And this is exactly whats happening. We're falling for it people, its all a big scam, please, oh please don't fall it for it too.

Otherwise freedom really will be consuming itself.


Thursday, August 17, 2006

When.... When will the madness stop.....


I really do think its time i shut myself away from society and accepted the fact that i will be forever ashamed and embarrassed by the human race.
Thanks Nicole, Thanks heaps.
So today Nicole has joined some 84 other celebrities in making a public stand against terrorism.... Does anyone else think she missed the party? hell, i would have thought september 11 would have been a good time(and fashionable time you fucking leach on society) to get your name back in the papers.
Although maybe her intentions were different. Maybe there was a sub-plot just to get her name on the same page as Hollywood heart-throb James Woods(JAMES WOODS!).
Nicole Kidman thanks heaps for doing your bit to stop terrorism, im sure Osama is going to take note of your words, maybe you should have sent him an autograph too, that would have sweetened the deal no doubt.
Kidman, you loser(we should have suspected that she was a loser when Tom Cruise left her) you should have stuck to being a BMX Bandit, you fucking chump...

Friday, August 11, 2006

I love music way too much

When I die, bury me with my iPod attached to my ears with a full battery and play all my songs on random.

Music is my elixir.

elixir
n 1: a sweet flavored liquid (usually containing a small amount of alcohol) used in compounding medicines to be taken by mouth in order to mask an unpleasant taste 2: a substance believed to cure all ills

Obviously I refer to the "elixir" described in definition 2.

Although definition 1 sounds pretty cool too.

Enough. Moff out.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

I don´t have anything to complain about

I feel a little put out. I really want to contribute to this blog, where it seems we complain about the world, or about the injustices in the world, or big up the people who expose the world for what it is.

But i can´t. I am having such a great fucking time i can find literally nothing to comlain about. Alright, i can always complain about dylan, but i don´t have to ever think about him here so he´s off my mind. Anytime anything bothers me its for such a short time cause i am having the absolute time of my life.

Of course i understand that the problems in the world go on, and at the moment the problem in the middle east are particularly distressing. I just don´t ever hear about it. Or i hear about it in Greek and have absolutely no idea what they´re saying.

Plus i don´t have to listen to any commercial radio or watch any commercial tv, where most of the shit comes from anyway, so i don´t get exposed to the crap. Its great.

I almost feel like downloading some Ben Lee and listening to ´Thats the way i like it´ just so i can remember what its like to feel like killing an inane little bastard you´ve never meet.

You should try it some time Dylan, its called the northern hemisphere.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

David Letterman.....


It's been a VERY, VERY long time since David Letterman said anything that was either funny or original... Then again its been a while since he said anything, for that matter, that was worth hearing.

Just why the audience on the left is smiling i will never know, maybe i just don't get it. As for that bald "human" with his not so witty trevor marmelade styles humour, well, he too, somehow, slipped through the natural selection netting. If i find out who was supervising the net when baldie, letterman and Ben Lee slipped through, i'll be making an example out of him.

The only thing this guy has ever done that has had any level of value was his post september 11 show:

"In his opening monologue, an uncharacteristically serious and very emotional Letterman struggled with the reality of the attacks and the role of comedy in a post-9/11 world, saying,
"The reason we were attacked, the reason these people are dead, these people are missing and dead ... They weren't doing anything wrong, they were living their lives, they were going to work, they were traveling, they were doing what they normally do. Uh, as I understand it -- and my understanding of this is vague, at best -- another smaller group of people stole some airplanes and crashed them into buildings. And we're told that they were zealots fueled by religious fervor, religious fervor. And if you live to be a thousand years old, will that make any sense to you? Will that make any goddamned sense?"

Aside from that, Letterman, you are no more entertaining than Quiz-mania, Hotdogs up late or big brother uplate, the latter two i have actually smiled while watching, the first sign that laughter could be on its way.

Letterman, after 60 years, you're still not funny, time to climb onto the scrap heap where you belong mate