Well after some rest on the sidelines after such a breakthrough debut on the blog (followed by a tragic brain sprain), the Bean is back and boy...he is annoyed. I'm pretty sure you are too, perhaps without even realising it! Lets have a look shall we?
This weeks installment: Shopping / basic pedestrian navigation
After losing to The Moff in golf by two shots last night, I was primed for a breakdown today and it came in the form of annoying Asian people (sorry Dylan). Without being racist, how can these people come from such ram packed populations yet still be so shit at navigating public places? I mean seriously, how hard is it to look where you are going? And if I go left, you go right? OK? Thanks! FUCK
Today it finally dawned on me. Lifts / Elevators make people stupid. I say this because each and every time I make use of an elevator, I come across stupid people. What is it with the idiots (I must admit mostly female) who enter your lift car before anyone ACTUALLY IN THE LIFT CAR has disembarked? Today I actually moaned to a woman with her shopping trolley and kid that entered my lift, "AHHH GOD JUST WAIT TILL I GET OUT" - no lie.
Another beauty, the escalator poser. I call them the escalator poser because they choose not to step up the escalator, but stand there (one arm on the rail, one on their hip), simultaneously taking up the entire escalator path and therefore holding me up. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY DICKHEAD!
Emo's that sit around the Mall's Balls. Yes lets all sit around the crowning achievement of Adelaide and look like fucking idiots. Something has to be done about this, perhaps installing razor blades on the ground much like the bumps that are attached to handrails to deter skaters? Then again, giving one a good swift kick in the back would feel great.
Last but not least, the walkway blocker. These are the most common of all the idiots. Their native habitat being the centre of any pedestrian walkway or threshold of any exit or doorway (otherwise any place where other pedestrians need space to move freely). I cannot tolerate these idiots. If it is that important to stop and chat to someone you bump into in public, please, for the love of god, move to the left / right / where ever you need to go, so that you do not impede people like me who simply want to get from A to B.
Fucking hell.
6 comments:
A topic which is dear to my heart.
Top quality post beanus maximus.
it came from the heart mate
good work cunt
IT's not limited to malls or anything. this shit happens everywhere.. planes, trains, well not automobiles, but you get the point.
excellent post and i agree with moff, one that is very dear to my heart.
still, not quite as interesting as WYLK
the WYLK post is the undisputed jewel in the crown of this blog. it shall never be surpassed.
Oh man you certainly hit the nail on the head. FUCKING ASIANS! Move out of my way. Unfortunately I live around the corner from the markets, making these Caucasian impaired types harder to avoid (harder, more like impossible!).
The only rant I have about this blog is that I was in the process of writing it, the subject was to be my entrance into this fine forum.
I'm glad you said it though.
LL-cool-L.
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