When I consider my life I like to think I'm doing ok.
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Sure I've had a string of shitty bar jobs, completed diplomas and degrees that funkmaster wouldn't use to wipe his arse with, but aside from that I've travelled pretty well and encountered a wide range of cultures and lifestyles.
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Not once in this time, however, have i encountered somebody who is too busy to breathe. After spending a substantial amount of time pondering exactly what you would have to be doing to be, in fact, too busy to breathe i came up with nothing.
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A diver would have an oxygen tank, a swimmer would come up for air, a sex fiend would loosen the leash...
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But apparently there are people who are too busy to breathe. and finally they are being catered for. Nivea has released 'Nivea visage oxygen' catering for those who are 'too busy to breathe'.
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Surely between dropping the kids off to school, making that 9am brunch with other well off young hottie mummies, dropping by the market to pick up some organic overpriced produce you would find at least a bit of time to breathe, and more importantly, even if you didnt find time, wouldn't your body just do it for you anyway? If it didnt, wouldn't you die?
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Since when- and i concede i am the reminder king- did we have to actually think about making time to breathe.
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outrageous.
3 comments:
I would never loosen the leash. I would rather die. Hang on a minute.....
A little more humility on this breathing thing might be in order. I have had times when hunched over a computer with a chest so tight that my shoulders almost touched that I sure wasn't taking time to breath right. I have had my upper body lock up and make breathing difficult for months from stress. Time fixed it, of course, and I was never so glad.
how very odd-
ricardo
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