Moff's Most Detested Celebrities Pt. I

George bloody Donikian.

You evil, persistant, annoying man.

I cannot believe that you are legally allowed to pollute the Adelaide airwaves between 5 and 6pm every weeknight. There is something in the painfully formulated way that your voice rises up half way through announcing each story that makes me want to hunt you down and put an end to this garbage once and for all.

Let's not forget your complete and utter lack of ability to successfully execute the mandatory banter with your co host at certain points of the bulletin. All that we are left with is excruciatingly awkward small talk that would make a 14 year old teenager on his first date look like the most accomplished of public speakers.

I'm aware that I'm flying in the face of my staunch belief that we all have a choice of what to watch and can easily turn something off if we hate watching it. However in this case I can safely say that I now find myself sickeningly drawn to him when I hear him from another room. Sometimes I feel compelled to stare at him read the news and let the animosity within reach boiling point.

Look what you've done to me Donikian. Every time I think of you I die inside.