How is it possible?
Sometimes i wonder at the marvel that is the scientific world. I'm not a genius- I haven't got the schmidt-esque looks for it, so maybe my calculations are immature or, well, just plain wrong. But what i want to know is how someone so offensively incompetent at dropping the footy (after at least 27 years of doing it-given that he is 32) has ever kicked goals, in any league, let alone 730 odd in 250 odd AFL games. It just does not add up.
It fills me with rage that someone with incoherent skills like that can excel in the position where straight kicking is fundamental. Richo- pictured right, spends an eternity lining it up- why? it's a fucking lottery with him anyway, he may as well spin around a good few dozen times , keep his eyes closed, then kick it.. you might be surprised by the results, he of course, will look just as confused as ever.Sometimes i feel like I'm part of some "truman show" like theatre where everybody else knows the truth- Everyone but me- and you're all having a laugh, even richo, at my expense.
It's like Ben Lee selling records, FUCK, it's like Ben Lee fucking Clare Danes- How in god's name did it come to this? How is it possible.
I've said it before and i'll say it again. If i were on his team, i would never, ever, kick a ball within 50 metres of him, for fear that somehow he'd find another way to fuck it up.
Richo- this is your life.
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