Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Random thoughts from the mind of a bed ridden flu victim


Well, this post cannot possibly attain the sheer level of quality that this blog has seen of late. Nor is it intended to. The reality is, I am bordering on delirium as I lie here in my own filth and illness, and after 2 days of doing this I am beginning to understand what the honorable Funkmaster D must go through every night he hits the hay in his private stable in the attic of wonders.

This photo is absolutely classic. Everything about it just screams brilliance. I dont think Ricardo's face could be any more perfect: a mixture of awe, shock, and sheer jealousy over one half of RE's set of "perpetually erects".

Someone made a drunken comment on Saturday night which outlines why we should all bow down to RE and his disturbingly stiff physical attributes:

"Rhys could fuck three chicks at once".

And I for one would pay good money to see that.

-Moff

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