"What do you mean?" i hear you ask. "I saw him just last week?"
Or did you...? You see, our dear friend has not submitted a blog on this site since September 4th 2007. Prior to that, it was August 24th, 2007.
So where has he gone? Surely he couldn't be in this fine little town and not blogging, so i searched for him on the internet. After some CSI Styles investigating (entering the moff into the google search engine) i was hit with http://www.hairymanfestival.org/...
After reading this, it all became clear. How could some one with the bison genes stay away? The Website writes:

"Join us for the 13th Annual Hairy Man Festival on Saturday, October 13th from noon to 7pm at Cat Hollow Park in Round Rock. Admission to the festival is two non-perishable food items or $2 per person to go to local food banks."
The only logical explanation is that he is attending the festival as our representative and will be back as soon as it's over, possibly Monday, October 15th- After all, he does have to work Mondays.
Bring back "the moff"

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