For those of you who haven't seen this incredibly shit show, please spend 5 minutes watching it. Some wanker wins money if he gets bingo on stage before the wankers in the crowd.
This cheese dick, pictured below (who just happens to look like an Indian version of mike Goldman from big brother uplate), is the bingo commissioner.. his 'job' is to make sure the crowd laughs when the laugh sign goes up, applauds when the applause sign goes up and schrrreaaams out bingo when they get bingo...
Of course, the tension builds.. "does anyone in the crowd have bingo?" meaning the wanker on stage will lose...
More fake tension- and of course the highly original-we'll tell you after the break routine.. (i know it's scripted, but for the love of god, how to people STILL feign surprise at that? ooohhhh
Once the show returns from 3 hours of ad breaks the wanker below gets his 2 minutes of fame and goes "nnnnnooooo biiinngggoooo"
Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bingoooooooooooooo
This cheese dick, pictured below (who just happens to look like an Indian version of mike Goldman from big brother uplate), is the bingo commissioner.. his 'job' is to make sure the crowd laughs when the laugh sign goes up, applauds when the applause sign goes up and schrrreaaams out bingo when they get bingo...
Of course, the tension builds.. "does anyone in the crowd have bingo?" meaning the wanker on stage will lose...
More fake tension- and of course the highly original-we'll tell you after the break routine.. (i know it's scripted, but for the love of god, how to people STILL feign surprise at that? ooohhhh
Once the show returns from 3 hours of ad breaks the wanker below gets his 2 minutes of fame and goes "nnnnnooooo biiinngggoooo"
Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bingoooooooooooooo
Now all i need at work is middle aged dickheads coming in and doing their impressions of this guy, just like the bugger ads, the not happy jan ads and all the other shit that has been thrust in our faces. A glassing is on the cards for the first person that tries it.
The wanker also had the audacity to say "My life has been building up to this moment. I feel I am the Tiger Woods of bingo!"
Nah, mate, you're not the tiger woods of anything; you're just the fucking biggest cheese dick in the universe.
For fuck's sake, fuck off channel 7.
2 comments:
haha mike goldblum. that is exactly who i thought of before reading this blog. bravo.
die, DIE sunday night television
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