The return of the Grandfather

Beloved cohorts, fans, anonymous commentators, and Funkmaster D.

I am acutely aware of the grief, heartache, and petty jibing that my recent absence from this great website has resulted in. I read with great amusement as those who are so full of hot air try and bait The Moff back into conjuring up a ludicrously insecure post similar to Funkmaster D’s pathetic US Acronym offering. And as I cast my eyes over these things, I am filled with a deep sense of patience, and a reassurance that sometimes, and I quote a very recent comment to a disturbingly ordinary post, “silence is golden.”

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt" – Mark Twain

The truth is, your faithful author has been experiencing a monumental case of writers block. But instead of getting flustered and posting garbage-like filler in order to feed my own sense of self-worth, I have decided to bide my time. I do not have the luxury of sitting in an office for most of the day anymore, a lifestyle which has previously afforded me the opportunity to articulate my thoughts into blog form. And when I return to my abode after a long, hard day of fighting the beer war against Coopers, CUB, and the other minnows of the coalition of the market-share-impaired, I am far too frazzled to contemplate a post.

Rest assured, there are a few fires in the iron. But until I am satisfied that I can convert these into a quality post that is both entertaining and CONCISE, I am not about to let the recent groundswell of backlash against your humble Grandfather rock his steady foundations.

- Moff