Since RE Left You Sure Have Been Getting Away With Some Bullshit…

Funkmaster D, you have completely lost it.

I actually think it was one of the moff's finer hours on the blog. Witty as fuck. If you really thought it was a filler than you missed out on many things, especially the subtle humour. I guess they don't teach you that when you get your fancy degrees...

The blog was a response to my witty and comedic jabs at him and more so i suggest, to your dull as fuck bandwagon jumpings. It was a clever post, unlike like your colourless and monotonous interpretation of a blog when you wrote about radiohead. Like I said in the comments section, if it wasn't about radiohead, I would have topped myself just so I didn’t have to finish reading it. Tip for next time you blog so heavily from a news report- less news report, more funkmaster…

Finally, your comment that you don’t have to wait ages (6 months I think you said) before an album is released- Well, surprise surprise, that’s bullshit too. I blogged about them releasing it on the 31st of August, and by then it was old news, so we have had to wait. Initially, when Radiohead did not know what recording company was going to release it, it was due to be released in early 2008. (full marks there funk, they were out of contract) The only reason we don’t have to wait so long is that it’s being released online, minus the recording company.

Extra finally, stop attempting (and failing) to copy my style of writing… You’re fucking lucky, to be honest, that people rarely read the comments. You’re also very lucky that I could not be bothered turning this into a blog. (Editors note: Ricardo could be bothered in the end- he felt it was his duty.)

I eagerly look forward to you spinning a bullshit response to this that has absolutely nothing to do with anything- until I cant be fucked arguing anymore, because, as pip knows, I don't have the heavenly stamina of one RE...