Over-rated and Under-rated

Over-rated

• Sleep - who needs it? It’s for losers. In the words of the immortal one (Bon Jovi for those uninitiated in my parlance) ‘I’m going to live while I’m alive and sleep when I’m dead’. Then again I doubt he envisioned the living bit being stuck in an office for 10 hours a day.
• Alcohol - despite its obvious advantages and funness, much over-rated. Perhaps I’m just bitter because I won’t be able to drink again for a while. No, that can’t be it, can it? Or maybe its drunk mans comedown from the weekend, whatever - OVER RATED
• Football - I don’t care about, never have - don’t even know who won on the weekend - SHIT
• Ricardo - enough said

Under-rated

• KFC - I am fully aware of some peoples feeling about this giant of the food industry, and also of its fickle nature, but I like to judge a fast food place by my last visit. And last night it really hit the spot. Large Extreme Zinger Burger Meal thank you. KFC thank you
• Alcohol - God you make me feel good
• Penfolds Wood Aged Port - I think just because it comes in a cardboard carton and costs $5 per litre it doesn’t get the credit it deserves. A surprisingly complex flavour and a great nightcap for all occasions.
• Me - I know it's pretty much self explanatory, but I am under appreciated and under rated by most people. I am funny, kind, entertaining and brilliant to top it all off. How can you beat that? Answer - you can’t.