Episode I: The Phantom Annoyance

Well my dear friends, here it begins. I'm already about to blow because I just wrote all of the below about ten minutes ago, then subsequently lost it by pressing the backspace button one too many times. Oh well here goes:

• The double backspace function in Windows.

• Terry White Chemists: "You really must give it agooooo". Oh my fucking god.


• Dr Phil: walking his ugly fucker of a wife off stage at the end of his show. No, the entire Dr Phil show and all the pathetic husbands that get owned by their wives in front of millions of viewers world wide.

• Mark Holden: need i say more? The recent Idol advert drove me into two levels of annoyance, the first of which was minor (almost used to his annoyance by now) when he yelled "touch down", I could deal with that. The final straw came later in the advert when it cut to him screaming and pulling some fucked up face in a get-up only schmidt would consider wearing. This drove me to scream too. If i could shoot him in the knee and get away with it, I most certainly would.

• The National Bandana Day rhymers: poor taste I know, but for the love of god...

• Nick not having the internet (and the mirriad of excuses which follow).

• The fact that this stupid fucking program will not allign nor space my shit correctly. This has actually annoyed me so much i need to leave my computer and go let off some steam.

Until the next episode,

Sinor S Bean.